Vitamin Water

Woke up ridiculously hungs this morning. Ironically enough, went to a party last night and they played Girl Talk to ‘start a dance party’. Decided to black out at that point. Now it’s 4:37 and I am still in bed. Got up briefly to get Vitamin Water and was pleasantly surprised to see a new flavor. tranquilo. Sadly reminded me of a pina colada, which then reminded me of alcohol, which then made me throw up. Wah wah. Poor me.

At least it inspired me to write this. 

‘How I Befriend Famous People” by Good Brains

I am going to T-Pain’s house and drinking all of his cognac 

I am going to Daft Punk’s house and tearing that motherfucker up

I am going to Steve Job’s house and stepping on his iphone

I am going to 50 Cent’s house and stealing his Vitamin Water

Vitamin Water, Vitamin Water, Vitamin Water, Vitamin Water, 

Vitamin Water, Vitamin Water, Vitamin Water, Vitamin Water, 

I am going to Andy Warhol’s house and repainting his walls

I am going to Phil Elvrum’s house and dog earring the pages in the book he is reading

I am going to Russell Brand’s house and cutting his hair while he sleeps

I am going to Shaquille O’Neil’s house and stealing his Vitamin Water

Vitamin Water, Vitamin Water, Vitamin Water, Vitamin Water, 

Vitamin Water, Vitamin Water, Vitamin Water, Vitamin Water, 

This is the chorus, this is the chorus

You people bore us, so here is the chorus

This is the chorus, this is the chorus

You are Dora, please come explore us

This is the chorus, this is the chorus

We are energy, you people store us

This is the chorus, this is the chorus

And I hope this sums it up for us